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User is left handed.
%-)
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
:*)
User is drunk.
[:]
User is a robot.
8-)
User is wearing sunglasses.
B:-)
Sunglasses on head.
::-)
User wears normal glasses.
B-)
User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
8:-)
User is a little girl.
:-)-8
User is a Big girl.
:-{)
User has a mustache.
:-{}
User wears lipstick.
{:-)
User wears a toupee.
}:-(
Toupee in an updraft.
:-[
User is a vampire.
:-E
Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F
Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-7
User juust made a wry statement.
:-*
User just ate something sour.
:-)~
User drools.
:-~)
User has a cold.
:'-(
User is crying.
:'-)
User is so happy, s/he is crying.
:-@
User is screaming.
:-#
User wears braces.
:^)
User has a broken nose.
:v)
User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
:_)
User's nose is sliding off of his face.
:<)
User is from an Ivy League School.
:-&
User is tongue tied.
=:-)
User is a hosehead.
-:-)
User is a punk rocker.
-:-(
Real punk rockers don't smile.
:=)
User has two noses.
+-:-)
User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
`:-)
User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.
,:-)
Same thing...other side.
|-I
User is asleep.
|-O
User is yawning/snoring.
:-Q
User is a smoker.
:-?
User smokes a pipe.
O-)
Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-)
User is an angel (at heart, at least).
:-`
User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
:-S
User just made an incoherent statement.
:-D
User is laughing (at you!)
:-X
User's lips are sealed.
:-C
User is really bummed.
<|-)
User is Chinese.
<|-(
User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.
:-/
User is skeptical.
C=:-)
User is a chef.
@=
User is pro-nuclear war.
*<:-)
User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
:-o
Uh oh!
(8-o
It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)
And Bozo the Clown!
3:]
Pet smiley.
3:[
Mean Pet smiley.
d8=
Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)
User is a Ham radio operator.
:-9
User is licking his/her lips.
%-6
User is braindead.
[:-)
User is wearing a walkman.
(:I
User is an egghead.
<:-I
User is a dunce.
K:P
User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.
@:-)
User is wearing a turban.
:-0
No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-:
Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.
.-)
User only has one eye.
,-)
Ditto...but he's winking.
X-(
User just died.
8 :-)
User is a wizard.
-=* :-)
User is a TeX wizard.
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